Things started to get a little uncomfortable for me as far as dryness goes, so he went hastily off to the bathroom to get the lubricant. He was only gone for two seconds and then he was back?ready for action! Well, little did we know what was about to happen. He opened the bottle, in the pitch dark room, and without hesitation poured the liquid onto his ?unit? and was ready to get back to business. All of the sudden, as I began to smell a strange odor, he simultaneously began screaming hysterically, ?My **** is on fire!? and leapt to the floor. I had no clue what was happening, but it certainly spoiled the mood!

I followed him into the bathroom to find out what was going on. He was washing himself in the sink and still yelling, ?My **** is on fire! The truth is, he had inadvertently picked up the facial astringent instead of the lubricant and had applied the ?medication? to himself. Once I realized what had happened, not only did it clarify the strange odor, but it also sent me into uncontrollable laughter!!! Somehow, he didn?t find much humor in it?we didn?t see other again after that incident?I wonder why?

Submitted by S.S.

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