Dear Madame,

My boyfriend insists that I wear heels. I've been wearing them for a year, during our entire relationship, but the problem is I want to stop because my feet are killing me! He said I'm not sexy without heels. Help! I don't want to lose my man.

Signed,

Girl in 4 inch heels

Dear Heels,

If your man can't learn to love you without them, then you should give him the boot, pun intended. How dare he! Men are a trip, aren't they? Heels, uncomfortable g strings and thongs. Where the hell does it stop? Stand up for yourself...in baskets if you want!!!! There are plenty of men around who'll appreciate that sister, trust me.

Dear Madame,

I have a crush on one of my co-workers. She doesn't know it of course. I don't want to advertise to my office that I'm a lesbian. Sometimes I think she's receptive to my charms. How do I find out for sure?

Signed,

Working Girl

Dear Working Girl,

Slow down girl! Dating in the office is already tricky and risky, much less adding another potential problem to it. I say potential because if your coworker isn't gay and nor is she interested in you, it could make things more than sticky at work. If you're into her that much, go out for a drink after work. If you think she can handle it, slip your sexual orientation into the conversation and see what she says. Watch how she reacts. For example: "My last girlfriend and I used to eat at that resto all the time." But don't be pushy! And remember, if she's a blabber mouth the entire office will know. Your call...Tough one!

But hey, who knows?

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